no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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