i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
