We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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