the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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