if i can run in heels then i can drive
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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