We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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