i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
a search helicopter?!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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