That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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