Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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