my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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