Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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