no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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