I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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