Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize