BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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