i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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