so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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