this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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