my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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