Don't make out with my wife yet
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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