do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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