they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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