Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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