I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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