He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
