So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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