I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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