I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Boobs speak an international language.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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