Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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