dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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