You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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