the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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