Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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