So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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