Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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