butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
