I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
