smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Panties = found
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