So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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