ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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