She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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