can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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