A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Someone signed my nipple.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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