You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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