Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
