omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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