Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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