Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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