Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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