Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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